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May 23, 2013 1:38 am

Kinky Questions, go go go.

  • 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
  • 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
  • 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
  • 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
  • 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
  • 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
  • 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
  • 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
  • 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
  • 10: Top or bottom?
  • 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
  • 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
  • 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
  • 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
  • 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
  • 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
  • 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
  • 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
  • 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
  • 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
  • 21: How big is too big:
  • 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
  • 23: Biggest turn on:
  • 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
  • 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
  • 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
  • 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
  • 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
  • 29: Best sexual compliment you ever got:
  • 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
  • 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
  • 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
  • 33: What your favorite part of your body:
  • 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
  • 35: Love (>,36: What do you wear to bed?
  • 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
  • 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
  • 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
  • 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
  • 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
  • 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
  • 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
  • 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
  • 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
  • 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
  • 47: Most attractive celebrity?
  • 48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not?
  • 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
  • 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
  • 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
  • 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
  • 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
  • 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
  • 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
  • 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
  • 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
  • 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
  • 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
  • 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
  • 61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?
  • 62: Do you watch porn?
  • 63: How small is too small?
  • 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
  • 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
  • 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
  • 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
  • 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
  • 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
  • 70: Booty or Boobs?
  • 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
  • 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
  • 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
  • 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
  • 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
  • 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
  • 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia?
  • 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
12:40 am

i’m happy.

and i have a social life. and people like me i think. i love it here. i don’t want to go back to michigan.

12:38 am

oopsfuckproductions:

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12:37 am

death-by-lulz:

those-wordless-moments:

How did these two even win the hunger games?

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May 22, 2013 9:03 pm

doctorwho:

God Bless the Cactuses

Doctor Who Series 4: The End of Time

8:51 pm

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8:34 pm
madlori: I bet you did. Did you estimate what mpg your car is getting?  Did you figure out how many hamburgers you could get for six bucks?  Did you think about how long it would take you to get somewhere given the speed and distance?  Did you plan a meal so all the components would be done at the same time?  Did you encounter anything on sale?  Did you figure out how many groceries you could get for how much money you had? There are about a million other daily, unconscious tasks that use algebra or at least algebraic thinking.  Just because you weren’t writing out an equation or employing variables doesn’t mean you weren’t using the skills that algebra and other math courses taught you. Science and math aren’t important because you’re going to need to know the exact steps of photosynthesis or the quadratic formula.  They’re important because they teach you scientific and mathematical literacy and rational thinking, and that is sorely needed in a world where charlatans and cheats or people with a political or religious agenda can get away with all manner of pseudoscience and bullshit because people don’t have enough scientific literacy or critical thinking skills to accurately weigh the arguments or even discern where they fail logically. So study math and science, and art, and literature, and history, and politics, not because you’re going to need it or it’s going to do something specific for you, but because an uninformed populace is bad for the world.

madlori:

I bet you did.

Did you estimate what mpg your car is getting?  Did you figure out how many hamburgers you could get for six bucks?  Did you think about how long it would take you to get somewhere given the speed and distance?  Did you plan a meal so all the components would be done at the same time?  Did you encounter anything on sale?  Did you figure out how many groceries you could get for how much money you had?

There are about a million other daily, unconscious tasks that use algebra or at least algebraic thinking.  Just because you weren’t writing out an equation or employing variables doesn’t mean you weren’t using the skills that algebra and other math courses taught you.

Science and math aren’t important because you’re going to need to know the exact steps of photosynthesis or the quadratic formula.  They’re important because they teach you scientific and mathematical literacy and rational thinking, and that is sorely needed in a world where charlatans and cheats or people with a political or religious agenda can get away with all manner of pseudoscience and bullshit because people don’t have enough scientific literacy or critical thinking skills to accurately weigh the arguments or even discern where they fail logically.

So study math and science, and art, and literature, and history, and politics, not because you’re going to need it or it’s going to do something specific for you, but because an uninformed populace is bad for the world.

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8:33 pm
"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

—

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

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“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

That’s it.  That’s it right there.

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6:11 pm
chudobs: someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

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6:11 pm
chudobs: someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

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